Brace Yersel'

Coming 2021

Anne Rice meets Irvine Welsh in this rollicking new book coming in 2021.

Here's narrator, Jack "Jockula" Rushton to tell you about it.

"Christ, where do I start?

Not only do I have tae kidnap someone for one o' the Vampire Elders, my teenage sister's acting like a numptie...

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the first person I bit as a vampire is now a ghost and seems tae think we're in a buddy movie...

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Nosferatu (aye, that yin) keeps turning up at my flat demanding bubble-baths...

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oh, aye, and apparently there's a Chosen One oot there intending to kill me, except she cannae be arsed to do it.

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Still, at least I managed to say all that without fucking swearing."