Anne Rice meets Irvine Welsh in this rollicking new book coming in 2021.
Here's narrator, Jack "Jockula" Rushton to tell you about it.
"Christ, where do I start?
Not only do I have tae kidnap someone for one o' the Vampire Elders, my teenage sister's acting like a numptie...
the first person I bit as a vampire is now a ghost and seems tae think we're in a buddy movie...
Nosferatu (aye, that yin) keeps turning up at my flat demanding bubble-baths...
oh, aye, and apparently there's a Chosen One oot there intending to kill me, except she cannae be arsed to do it.
Still, at least I managed to say all that without fucking swearing."