'I remember on one of my first visits to Earth I tried to date a pig. I thought she was the most beautiful creature I'd ever laid eyes on. I tried to speak to her using every Earth language I knew - English, Chinese, French - but she just ignored me. Just carried on writhing around in mud, the little minx.'
Don't worry. The conversation abruptly changes after this!
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