'I remember on one of my first visits to Earth I tried to date a pig. I thought she was the most beautiful creature I'd ever laid eyes on. I tried to speak to her using every Earth language I knew - English, Chinese, French - but she just ignored me. Just carried on writhing around in mud, the little minx.'
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Boy if he was turned on by a pig, there's still hope for me. *lol* Enjoyed your six and can't wait to see what he discovers next.
ReplyDeleteLol! I can't even imagine where this conversation would be going after that statement!
ReplyDeleteOMG, I love it! Can't wait to read what happens next! You also had me at alien archaeologist :)
ReplyDeleteLOL. Did he try Pig Latin? ;) You always come up with the most hilarious sixes!
ReplyDeleteThat made me laugh! Poor guy, if he only knew.
ReplyDeleteGreat six! I'm looking forward to reading more :)
Maybe he was hungry? Thanks for the laugh.
ReplyDeleteI'd love to get a look at Bob's Match-dot-com profile . . .
ReplyDelete"...the little minx." Very funny--great six!
ReplyDeleteFunny stuff - little minx lol
ReplyDeleteLOLOLOL! The OTHER white meat =D. Poor guy! Funny, funny, six!
ReplyDeleteLOL! Great six! :)
ReplyDeleteI'd like to get a look at what Bob looks like!
ReplyDeleteOh, those frisky, little sows! Poor, poor Bob. (And, I love an alien archaeologist named Bob. Awesome.)
ReplyDeleteFantastic six!!
ReplyDeleteVery humorous dialog. Can't wait to see where things go from here.
ReplyDeleteThat last line is really funny! Great six.
ReplyDeleteLOL, love it. Great six! :)
ReplyDeleteLOL! What a compliment for a pig to be called a minx! Very whimsical six. :)
ReplyDeleteHa ha, not sure I want the conversation to change! Great six.
ReplyDeleteThat's so funny. Very intrigued by this book!
ReplyDeleteToo funny! Love that he still refers to her as his little minx. :)
ReplyDeleteOkay. This made me giggle!
ReplyDeleteLMAO! Having a 250+ lb lady pig in the back yard as we speak, this one comes to vivid light for me. *giggle*
ReplyDeleteYou had me laughing at the first sentence. Really like the humor in your writing :) Until next week....
ReplyDeleteWhy should it change? Sounds like my kind of romance. Of course, I usually write fantasy... :-)
ReplyDeleteHa! Absolutely hilarious! Can't wait to see what happens next week.
ReplyDeleteHA! Great snippet! I laughed out loud. :)
ReplyDeleteHmm, I see Bob has some interesting taste... ;-)
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